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THE BOOK KLUB

Membership

Membership

Membership is by invitation only.

Hal Osucha (phonetically "Osukha"): President (for life)

Forgot to order the Pizza
Medal: Prez-for-Life
Joke: Prez-for-Life is better than King
Ethnicity:  Pilates
Work:  Retired
King?
Bob Benning: Committee Chairman (of all committees)

Claimed illness as an excuse for missing a meeting
Medal: "Bob Award" (in perpetuity)
Joke: Chairs all committees
Ethnicity:  Polish on one side, rare on the other
Work:  Wage slave


Dancing committee
Salad days
Greg Gruzalski (aka "suck-up")

Greased the Lab paperwork
Medal: Mr. Nice
Joke: New type wine
Ethnicity:  Polish
Work:  Retired; retired again
Pinot More		 Bearded Greg 
Dean Hartley (The Dean)

The Dean
Medal: An Offer You Can't Refuse
Joke: ... not a joke
Ethnicity:  Scotch-Irish/English
Work:  Self employed
Moose crossing
Jim Rushton

Came to a meeting!
Medal: Imperfect Attendance
Joke: Too much work ...
Ethnicity:  Polish?
Work:  Retired


Too busy to golf
Tony Wright (Rev Wright)

Painted his clubs with fingernail polish
Medal: The Rev
Joke: Golf Florida
Ethnicity:  English/Italian (by marriage)
Work:  Self employed
Florida golfing
Bob Cooney (the real one, spelled Kooney)

Has a dual personality
Medal: Golfers' Anonymous
Joke: Only joke fit for mixed company
Ethnicity:  Irish/Polish (by marriage)
Work:  Retired
Same elephant?		  

LateKlubbers.

Dan Kearney: The first LateKlubber                                 

Reluctant, nearly invisible
Medal: Unknown medal
Joke: (Cough) Peggy! (Cough) Diane!
Ethnicity:  Irish
Work:  Retired
             

 

Committees

  1. AARP Communications Committee: Chairman Bob Benning
  2. Awards Committee: Chairman Bob Benning
  3. Calendar Committee, Chairman Bob Benning, Honorary Chairman Bob Cooney
  4. Celebrations Committee: Chairman Bob Benning
  5. Celestial Research Committee: Chairman Bob Benning
  6. Charter Committee:  Chairman Bob Benning
  7. Committees Committee: Chairman Bob Benning
  8. Correspondence Committee: Chairman Bob Benning
  9. Dancing Committee: Chairman Bob Benning
  10. Decorations Committee: Chairman Bob Benning, Honorary Chairman Greg Gruzalski (because Anna does all the work!)
  11. Drink Umbrellas Committee: Chairman Bob Benning
  12. Dues Committee: Chairman Bob Benning
  13. Golf Committee: Chairman Bob Benning, Honorary Chairman Tony Wright (but he lost the poster!)
  14. Information Committee:  Chairman Bob Benning, Honorary Chairman Bob Cooney (the real one)
  15. Initiations Committee: Chairman Bob Benning
  16. Inquisition Committee:  Chairman Bob Benning
  17. International Klub Relations Committee: Chairman Bob Benning
  18. International Travel Committee: Chairman Bob Benning
  19. Liaison Committee:  Chairman Bob Benning, Honorary Chairman Tony Wright (as punishment)
  20. Meetings Committee:  Chairman Bob Benning
  21. Membership Committee:  Chairman Bob Benning
  22. Prayer Chain Committee: Chairman Bob Benning
  23. Publicity Committee: Chairman Bob Benning
  24. Rules Committee: Chairman Bob Benning
  25. Retirement Committee: Chairman Bob Benning
  26. Scanning Committee: Chairman Bob Benning, Honorary Chairman Dean Hartley
  27. Website Committee: Chairman Bob Benning, Honorary Chairman Dean Hartley

 

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